To the Old Man at the Gas Station

So I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciated it when you cut in front of everyone who'd been waiting, oh a good 15 minutes, to snake a pump and then refuse to move when the person at the pump in front of us and behind us got out and asked you to respect the line. I'm sure, if you're like that to strangers, you probably aren't that nice to the woman I'm assuming was your wife, but as she's stuck with you all this time and had something of a smirk on her face, she's probably getting what she deserves. I also really appreciated it that when I got to the pump and you were still jockeying your car around that you backed your car up at a crazy angle and got as close as humanly possible to the bumper of my car so that there was no just pulling out around your sorry butt, but I had to back up. Was it wrong of me to chuckle when you couldn't get the pump to work at first?

So I wish you a Happy New Year. May you get all that you deserve!

Need Some Karmic Justice?

Have someone you need to complain about and send some karmic justice? Drop us a line. It'll be anonymous. Honest. Don't use real names, racial slurs or anything mean- just complain and do it in a funny way. And make sure you're in the right :)

karmicjuju@gmail.com